Dave Grohl, what a character. In case you've been living under a rock, he's the legendary singer and guitarist of the Foo Fighters who started off as the drummer of Nirvana. Now if that isn't one impressive, rock-tastic resume, then we don't know what is. Being the rock god he is, Dave has taken it upon himself and his fans to speak his mind on many occasions with brutal honesty. The results range from inspiring to downright hilarious. Today, we're going to focus on the latter.
Aw, looking cute, Biebs.
Could you not, please?
I don't need facts. I have the truth right here.
... Dave was here first.
Dave doesn't have time for those who can't hang. Get it together, okay?
Now leave me the $*&# alone.
NBD.
Come on, baby. I don't want to fight with you. I just want to foo around.
TFW you make it in one of the most legendary rock bands and can finally have the cookout of your dreams.
Um, excuse me, but have you heard of a concept called "good taste"?
Oh no, go right ahead! I don't have anywhere to be. I'm not one of the world's biggests rock stars or anything.
Blueberry or banana?
Yeah! Stay in school or else... wait a second.
Pizza. That's all... just pizza.
How to make a hit, Grohl style.
Keep your cup full, kids!
I woke up like this.
Just a friendly reminder.
Sam Friedman is an electronic music producer and singer-songwriter based in Brooklyn, NY. His music blends experimental ambience with indie-driven dance music. In addition to pursuing his own music, he is a New Music Editor for Unrecorded and is passionate about music journalism. Check out his music and follow him on Twitter @nerveleak.