Dave Grohl, what a character. In case you've been living under a rock, he's the legendary singer and guitarist of the Foo Fighters who started off as the drummer of Nirvana. Now if that isn't one impressive, rock-tastic resume, then we don't know what is. Being the rock god he is, Dave has taken it upon himself and his fans to speak his mind on many occasions with brutal honesty. The results range from inspiring to downright hilarious. Today, we're going to focus on the latter.
1. Bieber ain't got nothing on Grohl
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Aw, looking cute, Biebs.
2. Dave loves his coffee strong... and vulgar
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Could you not, please?
3. How to win any argument...
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I don't need facts. I have the truth right here.
4. Sorry, hipsters...
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... Dave was here first.
5. Dave needs you to get yourself together
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Dave doesn't have time for those who can't hang. Get it together, okay?
6. Wow! So happy for you!
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Now leave me the $*&# alone.
7. I guess his resume is pretty impressive
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NBD.
8. Grohl knows how to get the ladies
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Come on, baby. I don't want to fight with you. I just want to foo around.
9. Dave didn't let fame get in the way of his priorities...
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TFW you make it in one of the most legendary rock bands and can finally have the cookout of your dreams.
10. Dave has a very important message for you:
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Um, excuse me, but have you heard of a concept called "good taste"?
11. You don't want to catch Dave in traffic
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Oh no, go right ahead! I don't have anywhere to be. I'm not one of the world's biggests rock stars or anything.
12. They say your children bring out the best in you...
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Blueberry or banana?
13. Dave has a very important message about education
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Yeah! Stay in school or else... wait a second.
14. For fans, surprise concerts are the best. What could make them better, you ask?
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Pizza. That's all... just pizza.
15. Dave knows what the fans want...
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How to make a hit, Grohl style.
16. When you look down and have no drink left :(
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Keep your cup full, kids!
17. Dave knows what true beauty looks like
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I woke up like this.
18. And in case you forgot...
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Just a friendly reminder.
Sam Friedman is an electronic music producer and singer-songwriter based in Brooklyn, NY. His music blends experimental ambience with indie-driven dance music. In addition to pursuing his own music, he is a New Music Editor for Unrecorded and is passionate about music journalism. Check out his music and follow him on Twitter @nerveleak.
