Most independent bands will never experience life on a major label. That's an unfortunate truth, but these days, it doesn't necessarily mean failure. Some of them don't even want to, actually. Regardless, the privileges, opportunities, schwag, and fame are tempting... yet so mysterious. Here are seven questions indie musicians have for the big shots.
Or was your passion for fragrances sparked after you got signed?
It's scientifically proven that celebrity relationships last the longest, after all. Side note: Did you know there's a searchable online database of celebrity relationships that provides the history and current status of basically anyone famous? Yikes.
Hey, if you've got the chops, go for it. And, anyway, your efforts help fill the void left by actors who later decided to become musicians.
What about the other labels? What about... other items?
Please don't purport to be wholly DIY when you hired someone to get your music on the radio. We're not harping on that move, only the dishonesty. Additionally, if you were born rich, there is a 99 percent chance you are not an underdog. (That goes for any and all of your endeavors.) And honestly, the people you think care about this kind of thing aren't even potential listeners. There's no need to lie about who you are.
Never, we hope. If you must, at least let your fans know by making a joke of the performance like Nirvana did on Top of the Pops in '91.
Probably not, but we hope you'll try.
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Jhoni Jackson is an Atlanta-bred music journalist currently based in San Juan, Puerto Rico, where she juggles owning a venue called Club 77, freelance writing and, of course, going to the beach as often as possible.